Profanity

Swearing is a wonderful thing, a great way to release all sorts of emotions as well as quite simply just to get your point across that bit faster.

If you have not sworn in your life you are truly quite an amazing fellow. You have somehow fought against the tide of shits and fucks and somehow come out the other side smelling of roses. Though I very much doubt that there are any people who are actually true swearing virgins, it truly is a very difficult thing to avoid doing.

The most common way in which you will deflower yourself of your swearing virginity is when you hurt yourself. Generally you will hurt yourself badly enough for you to have absolutely no idea what you can do about it other than scream, instead you’ll open your mouth and yell expletives to the sky and hope to hell the people around you are either too slow to begin videoing the whole process or that they are just not quick enough to be there and do the former

Swearing has all sort of different ways of expressing itself, be it through all sorts of words (cunt, fuck, shit, crap etc) then again especially when you are swearing at other people or trying to swear at people from a distance you may adopt the use of swearing through the use of your hands, perhaps adopting the middle finger approach

You may even do the ‘up yours frenchies’ approach to swearing and do the two finger salute to the irritating S.O.B. It used to rub it in the other armies face that we still had our fingers and could use a long bow however now it’s more of a simple up yours and screw you, with far less connotations.

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